Gypsies and Me

Today I'll talk about gypsies. My country (Romania is full of them). In the previous post I talked about my first encounter with them.. Well, if you haven't read it yet here's a short story: I came from Russia to Romania, one day I went shopping and a gypsy came to me and said: "Let me hold your money". Well, that day was the most significant day about my further encounters with them.

Thirst I will classify the types of gypsies..Well, all of them have some common things like pleasure to steal, high preservation (which means fear) and the high fear of water (I never met a gypsy that doesn't smell bad or something)

1. The traditional gypsy: well, this one is to find: women are wearing long dresses with strident colors (like red or pink with flowers) and men, well they are all wearing a big hat (usually black). They are quite inoffensive.. Why? well, because you can tell what they up to by simply looking at them: if you find more than 2 of such type in a shop, then they are stealing, so anyone can be prepared for it:-j. What are their activities besides stealing? well that's also simple, women are often witches or are practicing some other paranormal activities. They are feared among other people because of their curses..personally i think their curses are overrated but..who knows:)). Men instead are doing almost nothing..their main activity is stealing, and making kids. Well, such types of gypsies have biiiiiiiig families, and by big i mean 7-8 children. They are also get married young, about 13-15 years old, and they are making kids also about that age (don't know how it's possible..buuut who knows)..

My first encounter with these type of gypsies was at my friend's country-side: we went together to buy some beer and when we were returning to his place, a pack of gypsies were that were doing a wedding was on the road. What happened next? You'll laugh, the bride came to us with a bottle of wine and some bread, we asked her: what should we do.. Guess what was the answer: to give money :)). So we gave her some money, thinking that that was their tradition, and you'll never believe what she's done next. She gave us some wine, some bread and then kissed us...but wow.. not a timid kiss, she got our heads in her palms and kissed us hard on the lips.. After that we were so shocked (and maybe scared thinking what his husband will do after seeing that) that we haven't told each other even one word till we got home.

2. The town gypsies: well, they are usually like people from ghetto from the American movies. They have gangs, they think they are cool, but the only thing they are doing is...again stealing, or maybe doing drugs. The funny thing about them is that if two gangs will start a fight is like in a circus. Everyone has at least a ninja sword... that thing i find a little weird (ninja != gypsy) and they start to fight. You'll probably think that it all finish with a blood bath, but you're completely wrong. After the "fight" nobody is heart, nobody is bleeding, well maybe one or two, that was catch by police and beat after that...

3. The smart gypsies: so far I found only one of this type, and that was at my university.. Well, I'm paying a lot of respect for these guys cause they are trying to do something better than any other gypsy.

4. The musician gypsies: I hate that kind, they are wealthy, they made crappy music, and they are the most stupid of all gypsies. They are arrogant, well they are somehow related to famous Americans rapers that are throwing money in clips and their stupidity is their main "quality".

Ok now, that I classified them, let me tell that I'm not a racist, even if you'll think that about how I described them. Well, how I described them it's true, and should be narrated by someone. I don't have anything against them as long as they don't against me. Furthermore, I think that the other country's have some racist thoughts about them. Why I say that? Well, because they are not welcomed to any country other than Romania. I usually read some news from Italy, UK or something and if they are about gypsies the title is something like that: "Gypsies are stealing again!!!Send them back". Well, thirst, not only gypsies are stealing, even normal people are stealing, second, if these country's are against racism, why they want to send them back? Well, have them and get used to them, you're not a racist right?

Some other odd thing was when Madonna had a concert in Bucharest. She had a speech like how racist we are that we look down to gypsies and so on... My thought was: ok..Madonna, you're from USA, USA will never accept a gypsy in their country, so if you think that we are racists, take a look at yourself about letting some gypsies in your country, then take some gypsies to USA and teach us how to NOT be a racist... Well that will never happen!!!

Well, that's all that i had to say about gypsies today.

We live in some hard times mates.. Times when stupidity prevailed against humanity.