Let's talk today about girls:D... Well, I was interested about them from when I was little. The truth is i never understood them... In fact they are so different than boys that i once thought that they are from another planet. If you don't think that there is such a huge difference, let me ask you: what means if a girl is called a bitch? well, that is a big insult to her. Now let's think what if a boy is called a lady's men (equivalent of girl's bitch word).. It's one of the biggest compliment he will ever get!!!
Another thing that I'm curious about is: why everyone things that men are stronger than women? Well, maybe only by brute force, and that only in some cases. In fact i think women are much stronger than men. I see so many women in tiny skirts at -15 degrees C that I'm almost certain that i would be long dead if I was them. I mean a woman can easily live in cold weather when a men is praying for 1 more pair of jeans!!!
Another attribute of a woman is that they like misogynists. Well, i understand why they do!!! I can't help imagining me as a women, and a men telling me: you cannot nail up, you cannot do that an that, well, the obvious answer would be: ok, I can't then you do all that. And that is what women do nowadays. 30% of women around the world are doing nothing, but their husbands/boyfriends or whatever are working their asses for some money. Conclusion is: women will always do whatever they want with a man, and that men will always think that it's backwards:)).
Another unusual thing related to women is the fact that they are seen like sluts if they drink beer. Why??? If your going to a date with a girl, that means that you're paying for her,and at least in my country beer is the most cheapest product in bars (even cheaper than water), so you should be praying that she will get beer cause it will be cheaper this way. Or maybe you want her to drink a glass of wine???(equivalent of 4 beers).
Again, i have some other unusual thing to tell you about girls: they are more skillful than any other man. Why do i say that? Because when i see a girl doing her make up i can't understand how she learned that without a proper college!!! She has so many beauty thingies (they even look tasteful, I even ate a lipstick once..I thought it was a candy) and she is using all of them for every millimeter of her face. I don't think a doctor is so skillful as a women, I don't think even a laser is so accurate as a woman:O.
You think I'm out of ideas about women? Noooooo the last part is even more disturbing. I don't know a language that hasn't at least 3 words to refer to a bitch!!! I mean why 3? not 1..1 is enough, but then i had a revelation: they are right, there should be 3 distinguished words in every dictionary for bitches because every word have a different meaning!
a) Whores: everybody knows about their existence, in fact, it's the oldest job on the planet. I kinda respect them, it's the way they are making money... The truth is i never had one or something but against politics this job is really fair.
b) Bitches: well, this kind of girls are sleeping with all the boys and don't really care about the money. I really don't understand them, and I have no respect for them, I really think that they are doing that to prove something...Don't know whaaaaaaat!!!
c) Sluts: these are simple, those kind of girls that are sleeping with everyone but me.
We live in some hard times mates.. Times when stupidity prevailed against humanity.
Monday, 22 February 2010
Wednesday, 17 February 2010
Gypsies and Me
Today I'll talk about gypsies. My country (Romania is full of them). In the previous post I talked about my first encounter with them.. Well, if you haven't read it yet here's a short story: I came from Russia to Romania, one day I went shopping and a gypsy came to me and said: "Let me hold your money". Well, that day was the most significant day about my further encounters with them.
Thirst I will classify the types of gypsies..Well, all of them have some common things like pleasure to steal, high preservation (which means fear) and the high fear of water (I never met a gypsy that doesn't smell bad or something)
1. The traditional gypsy: well, this one is to find: women are wearing long dresses with strident colors (like red or pink with flowers) and men, well they are all wearing a big hat (usually black). They are quite inoffensive.. Why? well, because you can tell what they up to by simply looking at them: if you find more than 2 of such type in a shop, then they are stealing, so anyone can be prepared for it:-j. What are their activities besides stealing? well that's also simple, women are often witches or are practicing some other paranormal activities. They are feared among other people because of their curses..personally i think their curses are overrated but..who knows:)). Men instead are doing almost nothing..their main activity is stealing, and making kids. Well, such types of gypsies have biiiiiiiig families, and by big i mean 7-8 children. They are also get married young, about 13-15 years old, and they are making kids also about that age (don't know how it's possible..buuut who knows)..
My first encounter with these type of gypsies was at my friend's country-side: we went together to buy some beer and when we were returning to his place, a pack of gypsies were that were doing a wedding was on the road. What happened next? You'll laugh, the bride came to us with a bottle of wine and some bread, we asked her: what should we do.. Guess what was the answer: to give money :)). So we gave her some money, thinking that that was their tradition, and you'll never believe what she's done next. She gave us some wine, some bread and then kissed us...but wow.. not a timid kiss, she got our heads in her palms and kissed us hard on the lips.. After that we were so shocked (and maybe scared thinking what his husband will do after seeing that) that we haven't told each other even one word till we got home.
2. The town gypsies: well, they are usually like people from ghetto from the American movies. They have gangs, they think they are cool, but the only thing they are doing is...again stealing, or maybe doing drugs. The funny thing about them is that if two gangs will start a fight is like in a circus. Everyone has at least a ninja sword... that thing i find a little weird (ninja != gypsy) and they start to fight. You'll probably think that it all finish with a blood bath, but you're completely wrong. After the "fight" nobody is heart, nobody is bleeding, well maybe one or two, that was catch by police and beat after that...
3. The smart gypsies: so far I found only one of this type, and that was at my university.. Well, I'm paying a lot of respect for these guys cause they are trying to do something better than any other gypsy.
4. The musician gypsies: I hate that kind, they are wealthy, they made crappy music, and they are the most stupid of all gypsies. They are arrogant, well they are somehow related to famous Americans rapers that are throwing money in clips and their stupidity is their main "quality".
Ok now, that I classified them, let me tell that I'm not a racist, even if you'll think that about how I described them. Well, how I described them it's true, and should be narrated by someone. I don't have anything against them as long as they don't against me. Furthermore, I think that the other country's have some racist thoughts about them. Why I say that? Well, because they are not welcomed to any country other than Romania. I usually read some news from Italy, UK or something and if they are about gypsies the title is something like that: "Gypsies are stealing again!!!Send them back". Well, thirst, not only gypsies are stealing, even normal people are stealing, second, if these country's are against racism, why they want to send them back? Well, have them and get used to them, you're not a racist right?
Some other odd thing was when Madonna had a concert in Bucharest. She had a speech like how racist we are that we look down to gypsies and so on... My thought was: ok..Madonna, you're from USA, USA will never accept a gypsy in their country, so if you think that we are racists, take a look at yourself about letting some gypsies in your country, then take some gypsies to USA and teach us how to NOT be a racist... Well that will never happen!!!
Well, that's all that i had to say about gypsies today.
We live in some hard times mates.. Times when stupidity prevailed against humanity.
Thirst I will classify the types of gypsies..Well, all of them have some common things like pleasure to steal, high preservation (which means fear) and the high fear of water (I never met a gypsy that doesn't smell bad or something)
1. The traditional gypsy: well, this one is to find: women are wearing long dresses with strident colors (like red or pink with flowers) and men, well they are all wearing a big hat (usually black). They are quite inoffensive.. Why? well, because you can tell what they up to by simply looking at them: if you find more than 2 of such type in a shop, then they are stealing, so anyone can be prepared for it:-j. What are their activities besides stealing? well that's also simple, women are often witches or are practicing some other paranormal activities. They are feared among other people because of their curses..personally i think their curses are overrated but..who knows:)). Men instead are doing almost nothing..their main activity is stealing, and making kids. Well, such types of gypsies have biiiiiiiig families, and by big i mean 7-8 children. They are also get married young, about 13-15 years old, and they are making kids also about that age (don't know how it's possible..buuut who knows)..
My first encounter with these type of gypsies was at my friend's country-side: we went together to buy some beer and when we were returning to his place, a pack of gypsies were that were doing a wedding was on the road. What happened next? You'll laugh, the bride came to us with a bottle of wine and some bread, we asked her: what should we do.. Guess what was the answer: to give money :)). So we gave her some money, thinking that that was their tradition, and you'll never believe what she's done next. She gave us some wine, some bread and then kissed us...but wow.. not a timid kiss, she got our heads in her palms and kissed us hard on the lips.. After that we were so shocked (and maybe scared thinking what his husband will do after seeing that) that we haven't told each other even one word till we got home.
2. The town gypsies: well, they are usually like people from ghetto from the American movies. They have gangs, they think they are cool, but the only thing they are doing is...again stealing, or maybe doing drugs. The funny thing about them is that if two gangs will start a fight is like in a circus. Everyone has at least a ninja sword... that thing i find a little weird (ninja != gypsy) and they start to fight. You'll probably think that it all finish with a blood bath, but you're completely wrong. After the "fight" nobody is heart, nobody is bleeding, well maybe one or two, that was catch by police and beat after that...
3. The smart gypsies: so far I found only one of this type, and that was at my university.. Well, I'm paying a lot of respect for these guys cause they are trying to do something better than any other gypsy.
4. The musician gypsies: I hate that kind, they are wealthy, they made crappy music, and they are the most stupid of all gypsies. They are arrogant, well they are somehow related to famous Americans rapers that are throwing money in clips and their stupidity is their main "quality".
Ok now, that I classified them, let me tell that I'm not a racist, even if you'll think that about how I described them. Well, how I described them it's true, and should be narrated by someone. I don't have anything against them as long as they don't against me. Furthermore, I think that the other country's have some racist thoughts about them. Why I say that? Well, because they are not welcomed to any country other than Romania. I usually read some news from Italy, UK or something and if they are about gypsies the title is something like that: "Gypsies are stealing again!!!Send them back". Well, thirst, not only gypsies are stealing, even normal people are stealing, second, if these country's are against racism, why they want to send them back? Well, have them and get used to them, you're not a racist right?
Some other odd thing was when Madonna had a concert in Bucharest. She had a speech like how racist we are that we look down to gypsies and so on... My thought was: ok..Madonna, you're from USA, USA will never accept a gypsy in their country, so if you think that we are racists, take a look at yourself about letting some gypsies in your country, then take some gypsies to USA and teach us how to NOT be a racist... Well that will never happen!!!
Well, that's all that i had to say about gypsies today.
We live in some hard times mates.. Times when stupidity prevailed against humanity.
Monday, 15 February 2010
My Life & Me
Well, since this is my first post at my blog, I'll tell you something about me.
I was born in Bucharest, Romania but I don't remember too much about my early childhood. When I was 6 years old, my parents moved to Dubna, Russia. I spent 8 years in that town. First it was hard for me: I didn't knew to talk Russian language and hadn't any friends. I adapted very easy, I made some friends, learned Russian language, and I felt that there is my home. It was always very easy for me to make friends, so I quickly got along with Kiril, Vova, Vlad and some others. Although I was making easy friends, I also was making easy enemies. The fact that I was the smaller one and the youngest one repaid me with some good hard beatings:)). I never told my mom or dad about those kids at school that were picking on me, in fact I told them that i was doing karate at school and that's way i had a blue eye every time I got home (I don't know why I done that, probably i was a little masochist inside me:P). When I was in the second year of school, I met Katia..my first love. Well, I never had problems with girls, I was kinda a lady's man all the time. She liked me, I liked her, but we never knew what to do from there, in fact I didn't even knew how babies are born, I was thinking that stork's are bringing them to mom's. My life in Russia after this can be told in a few words. I was in love with Katia, she was in love with me, other girls liked me, I was beat by my rival gang because most girls liked me, my gang beat the rival gang for beating me and my parents still know that I was doing karate:)). What can I tell you more about my time being in Russia? Aaaaah, I know, I also went to play piano for 7 years, did some hockey and swimming.
In 1998, I went back to Romania, I was very excited about coming back to my country, but I didn't know that the things will get very hard for me. The first new thing that I noticed in Romania were gypsies.. I never seen one before so when a gypsy came to me and told: "Let me hold your money, I was soooo surprised that I actually gave them to him". School was about the same as in Russia: friends and enemies, but the unusual thing was that i never took an actual beating, instead everybody was mocking me. Why? Well, the answer is simple, in Romania you don't have to be a tough guy to be popular, you only need to mock the others. I understood this unwritten rule only when I finished the primary school.
When i went to high-school I told myself that something must change, I wasn't anymore a lady's man, I wasn't paying a lot of attention like I was used to do so I thought that I must do something so the things won't remain this way. That was simple, I played by the others rule, I mocked anyone when I had a chance, I became the captain of the football team, even if i played only for two years before and that was as a goalkeeper, so my popularity was starting to grow. This was for 2 years.. After this two years something happened, a guy, a nephew of a local mafia joined our high-school. Normally he wouldn’t get to my high-school cause he was too stupid, buuuuuuuut he had money, and when you have money, you can do anything. The moment I saw him, a war started between us: I didn't liked him, he didn't liked me, and he was the only one that was really mocking me (you know the thing that decreases my popularity). So I picked I fight with him. I hadn't any chance and I knew that because he was muuuuuuuuch more biggger than me, and his father was a boxer. But then something happened: he knew that I wasn't a mocking material, and paid a lot of respect to me.
Also at high-school I wasn't too much into girls, my biggest interest was football...don't get me wrong girls liked me...but I never paid too much attention to them. What more should I say about high-school? Aah, this was the time for my first real girlfriend, my first..well second kiss, my first time for..well other things.
Also I don't want to forget to mention my best friends from high-school: Bughy, Claudiu and Remi. Bughy is also one of my best friends now.
After high-school I applied to 3 universities and they all accepted me, but I did only two of them: Electronics (university with almost no girls, and if you'll see a girl you WILL ask yourself a few times if she's really a girl) and Accountancy (5 boys in our group, rest were only girls). The moment I got accepted by these universities I choose to be arrogant, I didn't liked to raise my popularity by mocking others so I chose to play it by my personal rules. This went great. Boys were looking up for me, girls liked me so much that they were coming to me instead of me coming to them, it was perfect. Well, all was perfect, I made new friends: Victor, Adi, Doru, Danutz, Claudia, Vero, Pushki, Sguba and Lala and we all lived happy for the university time.
After university, I started to work as programmer at the National Institute of Informatics, Bucharest, and I'm still working here for about 2 years. Also, this year I met the better half of my life, Adee. We are together for almost 1 year, we haven't got a single fight, and we love each other. Also I moved to my own place, I'm not staying anymore with my parents, and Adee moved with me and I believe we'll live happily ever after.
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